the guy on the right…sass
"i’m 10% german, 14% danish, 15% norwegian, 7% …"
iM fuCKING SOBBIng
i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth
she’s waiting for the salsa
send this to ur crush without context
how to be an adult
im sad this was so short because he was about to go so hard