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kevin-burn-us:

rxxcckky:

pinchekikoo:

mylittleponyy:

Woah! That looks coooool. :o

Dude ! Holy fucking shitt !

Reblogged because Vans

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That’s some really nicely cut grass :)

Look at her bracelet omg i want it

 at least she tied her shoes 

Her socks tho, so colorful 

The road is nicely paved 

They both need a tan 

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luanlegacy:

amandaaly:

damn.

ok bitch you strong…..

that is sexy….and impressive…

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freewaysbridgesandoceans:

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aiyuhkatreenuh:

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aiyuhkatreenuh:

anumitakaaay:

perfection 

she’s taken (by me), sorry

Sorry ladies, my wand chose her ages ago.

I wear heels bigger than your dick wand 

It’s not the size of the wand it’s the motion of the wrist flick

(oh god that’s so much dirtier than originally intended)

Swish and flick? 

hahahahaha oh lord. 

I gave that bitch a swish and flick.

Bitches love swish and flick.

But you can’t give her a troll in the dungeon like I do 

I give her my whomping willow, ifyouknowwhatimean ;)

Bet I can sort out her priorities

She can have all of my horcruxes because she is my soul <3

With Alohamora, I can unlock more than her heart… ifyouknowhatimean

She tames my dragon every night

I know what else she keeps in her purse

Only I make her scream like baby mandrakes ;) 

She begs me to Slytherin every night

I’d like to Claw at her Raven

open the Door to her Gryffin

HUFFLE HER PUFF

I pitch a tent with her all over her forbidden forest

I’m her death eater every night 

I’m like her bottle of Skele-Gro; I make her grow a “bone” ;)

We turn my resurrection stones

before my elder wand finds my way to her hallows

underneath our bed’s invisibility cloak 

I turn her into Moaning Murtle

I get her those ten points for Gryffindor, hell, I win her the whole house cup ;) 

We put the “Shriek” in the “Shrieking Shack”

She’s the snitch

I’m the seeker

And I’ll be snatching that alllll niiiight 

She’s not an Animagus but she’s shown me that she can be a real animal

She truly is the brightest witch of her age- after all, she stirs my cauldron just right 

She rides my broom every night

She rides me harder than a thestral 

I make something thin and silver burst from the tip of her wand

collegehumor:

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I really feel like I’m one with nature. 

sleepygurl99:

msteez:

sweet jezus

god damn

o.o my goodness

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